Miss Bookay

**Update - Wednesday 7th June** Today is the first day in my 37 (plus a few) years on this planet that I have genuinely felt scared. I've been in car accidents, I've slipped down cliffs, yet none of that compares to how I feel right now. I'm sure I'm just being stupid but with all that has been going on, another part of me is thinking "nope, maybe this time your card is numbered".  I was out the front of my shop helping my driver to load up - he had to park over the other side of a main road - when a traffic warden turned up. As you will see below that is a very rare occasion. One of the barbers had his car parked on the double-yellows (he'd been there almost 2 hours when the warden turned up; was there for 10 yesterday). He told some bullshit about how he'd just arrived for work, was unloading his work kit and was about to move, so got away with it. The warden then started talking to my driver (who has the subtlety of a brick) who was telling him how